What do you call two spiders that just got married?
Newlywebs!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
8 years ago
Friday, April 17, 2009
silly joke of the day
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"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back."
-Charlie Brown
-Charlie Brown
About Me
The last few years...
Things to be happy about
- $.75 ice cream cones
- 26 and still loving Seven Peaks
- 3 day weekend
- 80 degrees and blue skies
- A good night's sleep
- A rousing game of Slap Jack and no one gets hurt
- Accessorizing
- artichokes
- Being passionate about something
- Big Straw Hats
- Bookshelves filled with lots and lots of books
- Bubble gum
- Ceiling fans
- Children's books
- Clean sheets
- Cocamotion with whip cream on top
- Cool bandaids
- Cows
- Crazy Uno
- Cross word puzzles and word searches
- Exact change
- Falling in love with photography again
- Favorite sweatshirt and jeans on a lazy Saturday
- Fluffy pillows and soft blankets
- Fun plans
- Going shopping for something specific, finding the exact thing and finding that it costs less than you were planning!!
- Good hair days
- Halloween
- Halloween costumes
- Hats that work on bad hair days.
- Hiccups that sound funny
- Holiday sweaters
- Homemade pizza
- Hot dogs with ketchup only
- Knowing all the words to a fast song.
- Laughing with someone over an inside joke
- Leap Year
- Letter openers
- Lullabies
- Milk
- my cute dog Tobi and his mohawk
- New friends
- New toothbrushes
- Old friends
- PB &J with Spaghetti o's
- Pina Coladas (virgin of course!)
- Pine Sol
- Playing in the rain and getting soaked to the bone!
- Puffs Plus with lotion
- Pumpkin patches and hay rides
- Reading old journals from junior high
- Really enjoying your work.
- Red high heels
- Red Scooby Doo Push Pops.... Yummy!
- Remembering NOT to drink orange juice after brushing your teeth
- Santa Claus
- saying "I love you"
- September
- Soldiers, Police, Firefighters
- Stickers
- Strawberry freezer jam made by your best friends mom
- Super glue
- The Tooth Fairy
- Toothy baby grins
- warm fuzzy socks
- Well wrapped gifts
- White Christmas lights all year long
- Wild sunflowers
- Your favorite team wins the big game (GO BYU!!)
Before I die I want to....
- Write a book
- Travel Europe
- Spend a lazy summer day in a hammock - check
- Skydive
- See Mt. Rushmore in real life
- See a Bull Moose
- Scuba dive or Snorkle in the ocean
- Kiss in the rain
- Hike a mountain
- Have a garden
- Go to Hawaii
- Fall in love
- Eat Sushi - check
- Belong to a book club
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Cooking Blogs/Sites
Yummy Recipes
Swiss Cheese Chicken
4-6 chicken breasts, thawed
1 can cream of chicken soup
1 cup sour cream
6 slices swiss cheese
splash of milk
1 tube of Ritz crackers, crushed
2 tbs butter, melted
Mix together in bowl the soup and sour cream. Add enough milk to make mixture smooth. Place chicken breasts in baking dish sprayed with non-stick spray. Layer cheese over chicken. Spread soup mixture over cheese. Mix melted butter and crackers together and sprinkle on top. Bake at 350 degrees for about 40-45 minutes or until chicken is cooked through.
Serve with mashed potatoes or rice and veggies!
Jalapeno Chicken Casserole
4 chicken breasts
1 can Cream of Chicken soup
3/4 Cup Sour Cream
1 Cup Mayonnaise
1/2 of SMALL can of jalapenos (it doesn't seem like enough... but trust me, any more than that and you'll feel it for days!!)Shredded Cheddar cheese
1 bag of wide egg noodles
Regular potato chips
Cube chicken breasts and cook in pan with a little olive oil until no longer pink. Meanwhile mix soup, sour cream, mayonnaise and jalapenos together in a large bowl. Cook noodles until done. When chicken and noodles are done mix into bowl of sauce. Spray bottom of 13 x 9 pan and put mixture into pan. Top with cheese and sprinkle potato chips on top. Bake in 350 degree oven for 25 - 30 minutes.
Meat Ring (not loaf)
1 1/2 lb ground beef
3/4 Cup oatmeal or cracker crumbs
1/4 cup finely chopped onion
1/4 tsp pepper
1 beaten egg
3/4 cup milk
Sauce
1/3 cup ketchup (fancy is best)
2 Tbs brown sugar
1 Tbs mustard
Mix first 6 ingredients all together and mold into round pan leaving a hole in the center. Cover with sauce and bake 1 hour at 350 degrees
Yummy Meatball Subs
Frozen Meatballs (The kind at Costco are GREAT!!)
32 oz ketchup
1 cup brown sugar
1 can COKE (must be a can, not a bottle!)
Mix together and slow cook in crock-pot until meatballs are hot through (about 3-4 hours). Stir occasionally. Serve on Hoagie buns. Top with mozzarella cheese if desired.
4-6 chicken breasts, thawed
1 can cream of chicken soup
1 cup sour cream
6 slices swiss cheese
splash of milk
1 tube of Ritz crackers, crushed
2 tbs butter, melted
Mix together in bowl the soup and sour cream. Add enough milk to make mixture smooth. Place chicken breasts in baking dish sprayed with non-stick spray. Layer cheese over chicken. Spread soup mixture over cheese. Mix melted butter and crackers together and sprinkle on top. Bake at 350 degrees for about 40-45 minutes or until chicken is cooked through.
Serve with mashed potatoes or rice and veggies!
Jalapeno Chicken Casserole
4 chicken breasts
1 can Cream of Chicken soup
3/4 Cup Sour Cream
1 Cup Mayonnaise
1/2 of SMALL can of jalapenos (it doesn't seem like enough... but trust me, any more than that and you'll feel it for days!!)Shredded Cheddar cheese
1 bag of wide egg noodles
Regular potato chips
Cube chicken breasts and cook in pan with a little olive oil until no longer pink. Meanwhile mix soup, sour cream, mayonnaise and jalapenos together in a large bowl. Cook noodles until done. When chicken and noodles are done mix into bowl of sauce. Spray bottom of 13 x 9 pan and put mixture into pan. Top with cheese and sprinkle potato chips on top. Bake in 350 degree oven for 25 - 30 minutes.
Meat Ring (not loaf)
1 1/2 lb ground beef
3/4 Cup oatmeal or cracker crumbs
1/4 cup finely chopped onion
1/4 tsp pepper
1 beaten egg
3/4 cup milk
Sauce
1/3 cup ketchup (fancy is best)
2 Tbs brown sugar
1 Tbs mustard
Mix first 6 ingredients all together and mold into round pan leaving a hole in the center. Cover with sauce and bake 1 hour at 350 degrees
Yummy Meatball Subs
Frozen Meatballs (The kind at Costco are GREAT!!)
32 oz ketchup
1 cup brown sugar
1 can COKE (must be a can, not a bottle!)
Mix together and slow cook in crock-pot until meatballs are hot through (about 3-4 hours). Stir occasionally. Serve on Hoagie buns. Top with mozzarella cheese if desired.
2 comments:
I misseth you
So I totally told Brennan that joke and he just about died laughing... then he told it to his friends at school who thought it was really funny too! You just totally made a 1st graders day!
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